Seven (possibly) irrefutable facts of my life

1. At a concert, I will always be right next to the drunk dancing chick and/or the person waving their cell phone in my face the entire time.
2. When I need a receipt at the gas station on the corner of Woodford and Brighton, it will always be out of paper. If I don't, it will print me one a half foot long.
3. I lose 1 out of every 10 socks I wear. Give or take.
4. At a wedding, I have a high probablity of sitting with the other gay people.
5. Jay and I will disagree about 1 in 5 movies we have seen.
6. At work, the phone will ring when I have just taken a bite of something noisy, like a granola bar.
7. Extreme Home Makeover makes me cry way, way too much.