Friday, March 16, 2007

Seven movies I would have been better off not seeing

  1. 16 Blocks
  2. Booty Call
  3. Date Movie
  4. Armageddon (Blogger note: This spot was formerly held by Minority Report, but Mr. Ham reminded me of this load of crap. If this were lists of eight, surely it Minority Report would still be on it.)
  5. Runaway Bride
  6. The Mirror has Two Faces
  7. Matchpoint (Now some of you might argue that how does this wonder of a movie land on a list with the likes of the others... well quite frankly it was boring. I understand how some parts of it were artistic and wonderfully strung tight with tension. But break it down -- it was painful to watch. Pretty rich people with problems. Snore. Get over it. I wanted to hock all their outfits and fancy toys and send the money to charity and then turn their huge houses and lofts into centers for non-profit groups. Yeah, that is where my lefty heart takes me when I cannot empathize with people that are too beautiful and have too many people to sleep with. This girl ain't swooning for that shit.)

6 comments:

Torrey said...

I would have been better off seeing Minority Report without you.

Sara said...

Wow. That is harsh.

I think I am still bitter that you let ol Tommy steal another 8.50 from me.

Torrey said...

Here is my list...

1) Final Fantasy Spirits Within
2) Gosford Park
3) A Scanner Darkly
4) Underworld
5) What Dreams May Come
6) Armageddon
7) Star Wars Episodes I-III

Sara said...

OH MY word.... HOW could I forget Armageddon... and honestly -- i might have to replace one for this americana bull crap.

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Anonymous said...

Jay's turn:

1. AI: Artificial Intelligence
2. Dude, Where's My Car?
3. Children of Men
4. Cache
5. Sideways
6. Ransom
7. The Sisters

And for the record- Match Point is a great movie