Seven of the oddest pieces of dating advice I have ever heard

1. A woman is not a mountain, she can be moved. (That one is from my mom.)
2. If his car cost more than a year of his college education, he might be worth it.
3. His t-shirt was not THAT tight, there is a hint of straight in that.... right?
4. You can't date a painter if you are not pretty. They want to be able to paint like Picasso, not date some weird abstract ugly.
   
5. You just need to get out there. I hear church groups have tons of desparate men. Plus, you know they have to be literate to quote and read that bible.
6. Beware of a guy that smells their hands too much, you never know what they might be up to.
7. If they don't bring you soup when you are sick, they ain't ever gonna hold your hair back.