Maine Woman Grows Third Boob From Elbow

Sorry, Sara... Paris is bound for Rwanda just as soon as the charity Playing For Good will have her; Hilton apparently had the trip scheduled and was all ready for some major do-gooding when the charity announced they had to restructure first. Restructure, re-schmucture... I think they're just trying to prepare the Rwandan people for yet another blow to their already-downtrodden country.