Maine Woman Grows Third Boob From Elbow

Sorry, Sara... Paris is bound for Rwanda just as soon as the charity Playing For Good will have her; Hilton apparently had the trip scheduled and was all ready for some major do-gooding when the charity announced they had to restructure first. Restructure, re-schmucture... I think they're just trying to prepare the Rwandan people for yet another blow to their already-downtrodden country.

Oh a singing Anthony Stewart Head... so what if he is violent and bloody...

And Paris Hilton is in this too.. but I have to admit at first glance I can't recognize her. Good sign. And maybe she will die.... in the movie. I mean her character will... Please I am not that mean. I wish better things for her -- like to give away the majority of her money to Habitat for Humanity or homeless shelters or public urban schools... or something. I believe she can do good in the world. But that happening is as likely as me growing a third boob from my elbow.