Seven nicknames that I may or may not have coined that you can use at your leisure

1. FanClub - If someone is overly crushing on your friend or whomever and going to things to just be in their presence and look at them when clearly they had no reason to be there, you can call the crusher this for code.
   
2. Door Bitch - The person in class who is just outright negative and thinks they know everything. Usually they sit by the door to avoid contact with lesser beings.
3. Glitter - For someone who wears glitter on a non-holiday or an ocassion that clearly does not call for it.
4. Dice K - for a friend about to throw a snowball at you and you want them to stop.
5. Big Face - For anyone who's face is out of proportion with their body. (Clearly I never use this one anymore, but I was low enough at one time to use this.
6. Sauages and Cereal - For the person who claims to exsist on this for their diet. Also works for other pairings of food items (Water and Lettuce, Bacon and Fritos, etc.)
7. Private Dancer - The person who is clearly dancing alone at a club and is totally oblivious to the fact. Sometimes its confidence that calls this beast to the floor, other times its ignorance that their friends left, but many many times, its alcohol and the beat of the rhythm of the night.