I am sure there are other regions that get Coffee News. The tan legal sized newsletter that is folded in half and found at many various small restaurants and shops. It has horoscopes, local business ads, trivia, odd stories, and the worst jokes that typically run the "My wife said it was either her or fishing. God I miss her"-kind of jokes. Yet, for as horrible as it is, I can't resist grabbing one when I see it. I am just a sucker for any kind of trivia.
- Before drawing boards were invented, what did everybody go back to?
- Tag lines are the bumper stickers of the 90's
- The Cancer Horoscope: It may be a good idea to clean out those items in your fridge that have overstayed their welcome. (And all the Cancers out there just fell asleep)
- If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
- The Sagittarius horoscope: Someone who admires you will speak up. (Suspicious, right before Valentine's Day. And apparently the Sags are the biggest sad bastards of the lot)
- Did you hear about the podiatrist who ran for mayor? He was defeated.
- If nobody measures up, then check your yardstick.
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Good ole Coffee News... and all the right-wing nuances that come along with it. Ironically, I've never actually read one while drinking coffee.
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