Seven odd things from my dream journal

1. Matt R. was a stripper at a bowling alley
2. The clothing store sold garments soaked in blood -- cause it catered to vampires
3. I was kissing Matt Damon with peanut butter on our lips outside the UH staff office
4. We were very hungry and started eating pencil erasers, you know, just to fill the void.
5. I was Rebeeca Roman-Stamos and I had a breast with a blue nipple and I was sleeping with Austin Powers and then I was me again and lecturing Mike Myers on how his movies make me feel inadequate.
6. Then I flash to a party where the DJ is 97 and is sleeping at the board and no one can figure it out so I do.
7. Will Ferrell shakes my hand and tickles my arm.