I cut my hand on a glass last night and got two stitches today. I am now roughed up a bit. But I was thinking, I need some better reasons for why I cut my hand other than I was doing dishes.
Ideas:
-The glass spoke to me and said, "Enough of this pansy-ass water! Fill me with whiskey!" and then it bit me.
-I had to smack a bitch. Through pane glass.
-Chuck Norris was teaching lessons on the Spike channel, and I forgot that Chuck's skin is tougher than steel and was once taken to graft a hole in navy tankers.
-There was a white rabbit through the looking glass. I swear.
-I saved a baby. And a puppy, and like 4 kittens. From a huge fire. And only got this one scratch.
-Things got a little too wild in the .... uh, yeah. Not gonna tell you.
Any other ideas?
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i think that you should tell the true story. you were at a bar, someone disrespected your mom and you smash your beer bottle and said "wanna dance". in the process of teaching this ass clown a lesson you cut yourself on his lip piercing....
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