Considering the comments from Mr. Ham, I thought I would post this picture of the hypothetical situation if I ever did become, shall we say, preggers. And I also think that this is a drastic understatement of what I would look like. This was an elaborate prank on a soon to be wedded friend Adam, who neglected to tell me so. I think things like this are why digital cameras are the pranksters best tool. That and some toliet paper. And maybe some sharpies and shaving cream. Oh, and a mannequin. P.S. If they ever invented a pregnancy test that said this, I would buy it and take it in a heartbeat, even when I am in no danger. Then I suspect it would say, "Congrats, your freedom is still intact. Now keep your legs closed."
P.P.S. The older I get, the more children seem to be too much. I even freak out a little at the idea of a pet that needs to be walked and fed on a regular basis.
This picture is a test, had it been real, there would have been a picture of fainting.
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Wow! I was bored at work, and decided to google myself to see what the other two (or three) people who share my name have been up to, and found that I am actually the one referred to as a goddess! Thanks for making my day! You always saw something I didn't there, though I'm currently working on it. I'm going to go home and break out my Better Than Ezra... Jules
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