*The best toilet paper is in Massachusetts
*The worst toilet paper is in New York
*The college students who are home for the summer and work at the little sunglass kiosks are usually slightly bitter that they are not some where traveling themselves.
*I still hate SUV’s
*Most parents with a 5-15 year old with them look pissed off
*An old lady who is slow will always be walking directly in front of you when you have to pee very badly, especially after drinking 2 20 oz. Diet Cokes with Lime
*The key to good parenting: keeping your kids calm at a rest stop
*When you are looking for a magazine to buy to read (while eating your unsatisfying meal so your stomach does not consume itself) there will be no magazine rack, only a stand of Christian books with such titles as “Jobs with God” and “What God thinks about Sex”
*Old men always wear high socks with shorts
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I read today that is costs an average of $107,000 to raise a child to the age of 11. Meanwhile, it costs an average of $6,200 to care for a medium-sized dog for 11 years. I think the lesson we can all take away from this information along with Cookie's observations is: Children ruin lives.
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