Seven signs you may have stumbled upon a conservative talk radio show.

1. Your dial is on AM.
2. You hear lines like: "To anger a conservative, tell them a lie. To anger a liberal, tell them the truth."
3. The majority of the ads are about retirement plans or timeshares.
4. When a caller with an opposing view calls in - it is often the equivalent of watching some one be blindfolded and spun around to play pin the tail on the donkey - when really they thought they were going to play checkers.
5. 98% chance you are not listening to a woman's voice.
6. The host is described as: a hard hitting investigative reporter, quick witted, ahead of the curve in politics, or a modern day story teller.
   
7. You may never hear the word "fabulous".