- Celine Dion box set.
- Any knitted item that might be pink or canary yellow.
- Herpes. (Or anything in that general venereal disease family).
- A kick in the ass.
- Coal.
- Knicknacks that are only meant to be put out for one month of the year.
- A rose scented candle/potpourri/smelly item.
Monday, December 17, 2007
Seven things I NEVER want for Christmas
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So I guess this means I've gotta return the "Love, Celine" set I got and the lilac-scented, pink tea cozy I made you. Damn it. Back to the drawing board.
But .. STDs are the gift that keeps on giving!
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