Seven things about hair

1. My new favorite shampoo and conditioner combo is Whole Foods 365 Herbal Mint. It smells great in the morning and really does leave my hair very soft all day long.
2. Even if I have not looked in the mirror, I can tell its a bad hair day. It just sends little sensors to my brain that say, "Screw you, we are doing what we want today. Beauty be damned!"
3. I remember getting braids so tight on my head as a kid, that when they were taken out at the end of the day, the relief of it felt so good.
4. I can see why dogs love to get their head scratched and petted. It feels a big like I am a pet, but when someone plays with my hair, it reduces me to that furry animal sitting on the carpet, eyes closed with the pleasure of it all.
5. I almost shaved my head in college. Thank you Jay for not letting me.
6. Speaking of college, I also had a streak of it dyed blue. I had it home for Christmas and my uncles said that it looked like a smurf pooped on my head. And honestly, I don't think smurfs pooped blue. Do I poop a pinkish color of flesh..... no.
7. No woman with a mullett has ever looked good.