Hipster Olympics

I know another video, but still a good time anyway.

Office Summer Vacation

Warning, there may be some spoilers, but it is awesomeness in a milkshake and more.

Seven things about hair

1. My new favorite shampoo and conditioner combo is Whole Foods 365 Herbal Mint. It smells great in the morning and really does leave my hair very soft all day long.
2. Even if I have not looked in the mirror, I can tell its a bad hair day. It just sends little sensors to my brain that say, "Screw you, we are doing what we want today. Beauty be damned!"
3. I remember getting braids so tight on my head as a kid, that when they were taken out at the end of the day, the relief of it felt so good.
4. I can see why dogs love to get their head scratched and petted. It feels a big like I am a pet, but when someone plays with my hair, it reduces me to that furry animal sitting on the carpet, eyes closed with the pleasure of it all.
5. I almost shaved my head in college. Thank you Jay for not letting me.
6. Speaking of college, I also had a streak of it dyed blue. I had it home for Christmas and my uncles said that it looked like a smurf pooped on my head. And honestly, I don't think smurfs pooped blue. Do I poop a pinkish color of flesh..... no.
7. No woman with a mullett has ever looked good.
   

I love stranger crushes

This was the poem of the day on the Writer's Almanac. And it perfectly sums up the stranger crush.

Why I Have A Crush On You, UPS Man
-Alice N. Persons

you bring me all the things I order
are never in a bad mood
always have a jaunty wave as you drive away
look good in your brown shorts
we have an ideal uncomplicated relationship
you're like a cute boyfriend with great legs
who always brings the perfect present
(why, it's just what I've always wanted!)
and then is considerate enough to go away
oh, UPS Man, let's hop in your clean brown truck and elope !
ditch your job, I'll ditch mine
let's hit the road for Brownsville
and tempt each other
with all the luscious brown foods —
roast beef, dark chocolate,
brownies, Guinness, homemade pumpernickel, molasses cookies
I'll make you my mama's bourbon pecan pie
we'll give all the packages to kind looking strangers
live in a cozy wood cabin
with a brown dog or two
and a black and brown tabby
I'm serious, UPS Man. Let's do it.
Where do I sign?

TV pillow

Another amazing creation by me. Though there was no magenta fabric, so I had to go pink. I am quite proud of this one.

Why is Hello Kitty dressed like a hooker?!

Please don't even ask me why I was on this site. I just happened to search Hello Kitty out of sheer boredom. And apparently she is a street walker! Go ahead and make all of the p-word jokes you want. I find it kinda disturbing.

Pushing Daisies

The fact that this is narrated by Jim Dale makes me want to watch this even more. It has some Dead Like Me and Wonderfalls people working on it too. And that tall drink of water Lee Pace does not hurt either!