Most away messages are lame. Including mine. But this one takes the cake. It comes from my neighbor in black bear country, Emery. He can't claim authorship -- he found it on a raisin hater forum (just think, before the internet, people just sat around hating raisins alone. Now they stand united).
Some time ago there was a place. A place called Hope. And in this place, there was a time. A time called Desire. And in this place at this time someone decided that pieces of chocolate were delicious and decided to put them inside of sugar dough. That was an awesome idea. But then you, the ass-licking, vindictive raisin, got jealous and lonely and decided to be inside of my cookies sometimes too. That was not awesome. In fact, it fucking sucked. You're a chewy, obnoxious, healthy interruption to my cookies.
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