Monday, March 20, 2006

Reasons why you should hire me

*I am good at smiling.
*My mom will bake for you.
*I can make the Xena yell and weird dolphin noises.
*I know how to make animal balloons. Specifically a dog, parrot, flower and a turtle.
*Knowledge of random information
*I can knit and crochet, isn't that diverse?
*Professional clown. Auguste, but I know whiteface and hobo. Hmm, let's be impressed instead of frightened.
*I make killer milkshakes.
*Proficient in resumes.
*I know a lot of poets. Wait, don't walk away, we are cool... trust me
*Okay, I realize that saying you are cool decreases the actual amount of cool you have. And knowing is half the battle, eh?

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