Awkward!

It has been decided that there is a new device to get yourself out of an uncomfortable situation.

Simply say in a sing-songy voice: "Awkward!" and you are able to break tension and get out of the situation.

When might this be appropriate:
*You trip on the sidewalk and everyone around you is silent
*You go out to dinner with another couple and they proceed to fight in front of you
*Your co-worker wants to show you pictures of their cat, again.
*You just spilled red wine on your boss' white shirt

And so on.

Rules of the Awkward:
1. Use it sparingly. Life is uncomfortable people, but if you yell awkward all the time, you are bound to be on the receiving end more often than not.
2. If you are on the receiving end of an awkward, don't take it personally. Just accept it and move on. Change the topic of conversation, let the proclaimer leave, etc.
3. You must must must say it in the sing-songy tone. Otherwise it is invalid.


Spread the word. You will thank me later.