Overheard in NY

My good friend, Pete McKenney, told me about this website: Overheard in NY. And its pretty damn hilarious.

Just some samplings:

Teen girl: Michael Jackson paid that white woman to have his kids, 'cause he wants his kids to be white.
Teen boy: Michael Jackson never gonna have white kids. It's like if you got a glass of Ovaltine, and you put water in it, and you just keep on adding water, what do you get? Very dilute Ovaltine.
--F train

Girl #1: Yeah, I think those are real trees. Otherwise, I don't think they would grow like that.
Girl #2: Yeah, I think you're right.
--Bryant Park

Man on cell: Hey, I just got out of work and...wait...dude, are you having sex?...While I'm on the phone with you?...You...you're having sex with Amy?...What would...you mean you think the fact that it's Amy makes it all right to pick up the phone?...No! No! That makes it worse!
--2 train


Drunk guy #1: So yeah, I'm boning her and she starts to ovulate. I've made girls ovulate before but this chick went crazy.
Drunk guy #2: Ew, she got her period while you were doing her?
--Astoria

Chick: Wait, I really did sleep with that guy? I need to update my
Excel spreadsheet.
--Montien, 3rd Avenue

Girl #1: So he told me that no matter what happens on June 31st, he will come to my house and we'll discuss our wedding.
Girl #2: I wish my boyfriend would be there for me.
Girl #1: It sounds nice, doesn't it? Except there is no 31st of June.
--Washington Square Park

An art gallery has an exhibit of old record covers.
Hipster girl: People dressed so retro back in those days.
--Soho