The political situation even effects wankers

You need at least one of these seven for a successful Halloween costume

1. Cape
2. Makeup - the more outrageous the better
3. Tiara
4. Crazy glasses - I have some a la Dame Edna
5. Weapons - of the plastic variety
6. Something hand made
7. Enthusiasm -- you have to love your costume so much that you just giggle and are excited to put it on.
   

Ladies and Thieves....

My Halloween Costume this year is:



NINJA NANA!



When the Neighborhood Crime Watch was just not enough....

Hurry up! I need to lower my cholesterol!

Sarah Haskins is brilliant. I want to be her college roommate!