Reflections of the past

Can I just note a few things here?:
*Walkman, I think it was powered by water, it was that old. AND its clipped onto the belt. Whoa.
*Me, on the cusp of geekdom
*My sister, still cute. Me, so not.
*What made me have that expression?
*Sweater vests... aspirations of librarian perhaps

Dating Tip #342

Granted, I might not be the most experienced person out there when it comes to the world of dating and all the wonders it has to offer. But I do possess keen skills of observation and listening. Basically I am saying, I listen to everyone who messes up and succeeds and try my hand from there. So with that said, here is one of my tips"

#342
When online dating, do not send this as your first message:

Do you like to be orally pleasured.
Paul


This, I assure you is no joke. While it was polite of him to ask, it does seem a bit forward. Not to mention, because of the lack of an actual question mark, I am led to believe that Paul does not have "Manners" in his social tool box. If you must know, 1. I did not reply and 2. If you know me at all, you know the real answer.

Sometimes, I think I should have been a Dear Abby or something. Cross me with Abby and Jerri Blank doing advice and Dan Savage and we might have a deal.

Not to giggle like a 13 year old, but....

Check out the word of the day

I did not think about it being an actual word until I realized, oh highest honors you can receive with grades and so forth.

Back to our regularly scheduled maturity....